Squidward creates the character of the 'hash-slinging slasher' in order to scare SpongeBob as a form of entertainment during their 24-hour night shift.Īccording to Squidward's story, the hash-slinging slasher was a former fry cook who worked at the Krusty Krab before SpongeBob and was more clumsier than him. The slasher one night accidentally severed one of his hands by mistake while cutting Krabby Patty meat and replaced it with a rusty spatula. Later, when he was going home, he was fatally run over by a bus and 'fired' at his funeral. Out of vengeance, his ghost returns to the restaurant every Tuesday night via the bus that killed him and 'gets' unsuspecting victims. However, his presence is announced by (in sequential order) flickering lights, a phone call with nobody on the sending line, and the arrival of the bus that killed him, stopping just outside the Krusty Krab. Squidward later confesses that he fabricated the story in response to SpongeBob's almost-frenetic-and-melodramatic screams of terror. Later that night, however, it seemed that the events of his story were coming true. Eventually, it is revealed that the hash-slinging slasher, or what they thought was him, actually came to apply for a job at the Krusty Krab. He was also revealed to be the cause of the latter two 'signs' signalling the hash-slinging slasher's arrival, with Nosferatu switching the lights on and off.

I would like to say that these details are from the website. I’ve not made the information myself, it was based off of their wiki.My Ninth Fanfiction with Cartoon Crossovers and Spongebobįrench Narrator: Ah. Where it will be closing time right about. Twilight Sparkle: Now! 8:00! Whew! Finally, thank goodness, now I can return home for a good nights rest. So long, everyone! Because tomorrow, I’m leaving! Woohoo! Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got some good books to read and. Twilight Sparkle: Ugh, Zaptor, please Read the sign. Zaptor: Um, I'll have a Hamlogna Sandwich Deluxe and a double chili cheese fries. Twilight Sparkle: Oh No, won’t! Zaptor, please…. SwaySway: Pardon me sir, but do You mean to say that, if we stayed open later, you'd eat in and give us your money? Zaptor: Well, fine, Twilight, if you don't want my money! if you wanted food, you should have come earlier? I can't hang around here all night long! I've got a life! And I need to get my beauty sleep. Zaptor: Sure! I mean, I don’t see why not. But I was gonna order to go. Twilight Sparkle: 24 hours? Really?! SwaySway, you can't be serious! Leni Loud: Woooooow! Now we never have to stop working! SwaySway: You bet’cha, From now on, The Crossover Restaurant is open 24 hours a day.! Good news, Princess Twilight! You are hereby welcome aboard to what we in the business call: the night shift. you may even get Princess Luna to come in, & business will be booming! And tonight, I've got a life! SwaySway: See ya in the morning, girls! I can't hang around here all night, some of us have earlier morning jobs. Twilight Sparkle: B-b-but, wait, SwaySway?! Ugh, you gotta be kidding me. Harvey Beaks: Goodness, Twilight! I-I could never-! Twilight Sparkle: Why I accept working at here? This is the terrible mistake that I made! Leni Loud: Good! 'Cause we've got customers! Leni Loud: Isn't this great, Twilight?! Just you and me together for hours and hours and hours?! And then the sun'll come up and it'll be tomorrow and we'll still be working! …I just realized something about this? It'll be just like a sleepover! Only we'll be sweaty and covered with grease! Are you ready to rock Twilight?!

Twilight Sparkle: Don't hold back, Harvey. Leni Loud: Hey, Twilight! Guess what? I'm chopping lettuce!. Twilight Sparkle: Yes! and Remember, I won a bet, & you gotta take out the trash? Twilight Sparkle: LENI!!!! WOULD YOU PLEASE SHUT UP?!?! Here! Now would you please give me a moment's peace and go take out the trash? Leni Loud: Night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, na-na-na-na-night! NIGHT! Leni Loud: Look at me, I'm swabbing the bathroom!. Leni Loud: All right! Taking out the trash. Twilight Sparkle: That's where the dumpster is, yes. So let me get this straight, you’re absolutely not afraid? psshh, Pfft, nah! It’s just like the morning, only darker, nothing to worry or be afraid about? Uh, heh heh! Twilight Sparkle: So, tell me, you're not afraid of working the night? Leni Loud: Aaaaaughhh! Whew! There! Piece of cake! Leni Loud: You're right, Twilight! For the Crossover Resturaunt! Twilight Sparkle: Hmm. But I thought you liked the night shift. I mean, after all, you were the one who said to “giggle at the ghosties”.

The hash slinging slasher